Neptune planner plus trial#

(The caged fish start objecting all at once and ends with Old Man Jenkins saying “you sure did.”) I’ll see you tomorrow, Brother Squidward. Squidward: Ruined? I’ve done no such thing! And the jury? The people whose live you’ve RUINED. Neptune: I am the GOD of the sea! You can’t take it over! So, you’ll be put on trial. (Neptune hits his trident against they ground and a large storm cloud forms inside of the lodge) Squidward: What? You can’t put me on trial! I rule the sea!

Neptune planner plus trial#

(Clears throat and continues reading) by the order of king neptune, you're hereby put on trial for your crimes against the sea.” Guard 2: (whispering) no, that says “king neptune, your,” not “kingn eptun eyour.” Guard 1: (whispering) no need for the foul language, man! (Takes scroll out and clears throat, reads off scroll) brother squidward, by the order of kingn eptun, eyour- (stops reading as the 2nd guard whispers to him) Guard 2: (whispering) neptune gave you a scroll, read off it, you (quiet dolphin noise)! Guard 1: b-brother Squidward, i- uh- i, (leans to other guard, whispering) what am i supposed to say? (Security opens the door, and 2 of Neptune’s Guards came in) Squidward: DON’T JUST STAND THERE SECURITY OPEN THE DOOR IF YOU DON’T WANT THIS PLACE OBLITERATED! The last time I heard that trumpet my old boss Krabs was frozen solid for six days. Noseward: Brother Squidward, do you think we should try to invade land?īrother squidward: Sounds like a horrible idea, but sure Brother Squidward. (Neptune goes outside and a chariot arrives, and then the camera goes to Squidward and Noseward) Neptune: Of course it is! So let’s go to the Cult’s base of operations, and put them on trial for taking MY sea. we put the lodge members on trial? I'm a genius! Guard: Why don’t we put the lodge members on trial, your royal highness? The planner is filled with “rule the sea.”). Neptune: davy jones’ locker yes! I've been wanting to do something since the very day they took over! I just never… (holds up planner and the camera zooms into it. Neptune Guard: (weakly) should we do something, your highness? Neptune: yes it was… but then, this (lighting appears) stupid squid came along and took over the sea! (Camera zooms out to reveal that the view of the Lodge is in a giant ball) (Evil chuckle as he walks off)įish: (offscreen) uh, don't i get a phone call?īrother Squidward: man, it rocks to rule the sea. Security: sounds good, Brother Squidward. Security: this fish was caught spray-painting the side of the Lodge “Brother Squidward Is a (dolphin noise)r!īrother Squidward: (looking very shocked) oh my neptune! Put him in the cage. (Episode begins with a fish standing in front of the throne) It was written by Locknloaded23 and Purple. Neptune Trails is the final s2 episode of Cult of Squid, and is a special.